Morfando morfemas amorfos-fumando fonemas funestos.

Zinc abaut dis, mi lob. Ich taim is a diferent zing, evrizing is diferent nau, bat at de seim taim is exactli de seim. In de einyent uds of broun triis an zrugaut songs uit sepia colors, ui uoc along de uei of drims in blu. Mai jand teic ior jand. Ior jand luc at de smels in de er, train to cach dem.
Dous sandeis in de lonli parc ai uoct, bat iu uerent dear enimor. Not iu, neider dat miusic.
Sou ai uent tu de bazrum and sit daun tu zinc. De yauer startid reining litel bols of uet sad and e litel bit of blac uain from ior memori.
Stop nau, mai biutiful, and zinc abaut as. Quip aut of ior red flaing jear dat trais to cach mi aguen, ior cliar luc avav mi, ior sincerus uei of saing ol uat iu sai, and de atracyon dat iu crieit yast for biing iu.